*Please Note* Sarcasm does reign on this page!

Pensioner Discounts:

It’s simple really, if you are not a fulltime student living off Austudy a Pensioner or on unemployment benefits then not only do you not receive this discount but it is rude to ask, even if you are on a low income, you are still receiving an income. Once again, please don’t ask if you do not fall into the above category.

Sexual Surrogacy:

Is not sex (except for rare cases) for $100 per hour so please don’t think I offer anything physical here or that you are going to achieve any kind of physical satisfaction or gratification. For a better understanding of this service please join my forum and read up on my Sexual Surrogacy topics.

Web Cam Shows:

Is actually a service! A service that I offer via Instant Messenger and unless you have a credit card or a Commonwealth Bank account where you can opt to physically deposit the required amount/s into to reach me instantly electronically or by Credit Card payment then I am not available in an instant for this service. If you have your account with another bank then please allow 1 – 2 days for clearance and then and only then can we proceed with a Cam Show. Please don’t add me to your messenger and see that I have webcam and automatically assume I am ready for this at the drop of a hat, it must be treated like a full service booking – I have to shower, makeup, outfit and get my toys ready for this I don’t sit ready for this and wait for YOU. Please don’t ask for a ‘sneak’ preview or to see me briefly on Cam as a deciding factor whether or not you would like to proceed with a Cam Show – go to my gallery if you want to know what I look like!

Phone Sex:

Again this is actually a service I provide and simply do not position myself at my computer giving my phone number out at random sitting waiting for it to ring with my toys ready and batteries fully charged. You must book ahead for a time that is convenient for both of us. Payment method is the same as offered above by Chq, Savings or Credit Card accounts or Direct Deposit into my bank account (please allow 1-2 days clearance if not transferring from a CBA account or directly into your local CBA branch) Please don’t ask for a free sample, refusal may offend. Please don’t use this number as a further means of communication, if in future you wish to contact me please use email or Instant Messenger.

Email:

Please be patient....I may not be able to get back to you for a few days at best and other times very promptly, regardless all attempts are made to reply to your communication and all emails are appreciated and considered except for the following:

Emails with a subject line and no content (???)

Emails with a phone number as a subject line and the content being that very number repeated, I am guessing you would like me to call? No, it’s not happening. My number is given out in exchange for yours to confirm our booking and other details are given. My number is not a general means of communication and if there is something on my website you would like to query or something you would like to know an email requesting this information would suffice and is most appreciated. All bookings are made via email and MSN if you do not see a mobile or landline number on my website it is because it is not available to you at this stage.

Instant Messenger:

Is not a cure for loneliness and if you are up at 3am, 2pm or 12am and wish to chat when my status is set to AWAY or BUSY could be a disappointing feat for you as Iogic says I am AWAY or BUSY. Should you need to deliver a message or have a query you are welcome to wait for my reply when I am set to ONLINE and free to chat. Simple as that

Feedback:

This I welcome, with open arms. Feedback about a product or service can be an important part of growth for any business, I encourage all to consider feedback in its various forms for example, you could write a very positive or not so positive review of myself or your time with myself and my girlfriends to post on my forum, send an anonymous email with your comments positive or negative outlining what you were most satisfied/dissatisfied with, would like more/less of during your time. Tell me your thoughts...

Requests I like, respect I adore, courtesy I appreciate, communication works, consideration necessary and an effortless relationship is formed. If the above guidelines towards a booking are met then we are going to get on fantastically and I will endeavour to meet your criteria and work towards being everything you want and need.